A character in All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series
Voiced by Steven Weber
All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series · 71 quotes
Most-quoted character in All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series: in 42 of its 71 quotes
Most scenes with: Itchy (23), Annabelle (12), Sasha (11)
Charlie[agreeing with Belladonna] Hey, "easy" is my kind of word, especially when it's spelled M-E-A-T.
Charlie, you can't listen to her! She's evil! [Belladonna uses her tail to whack him onto the meat pile and a slice of meat lands on Itchy's muzzle]
CharlieItchy, I don't believe it! How can Annabelle send me on a new job?
Well, she probably think we are cats.
CharlieNot today I don't!
CharlieHey, so David. Did you see the way I handled Otto and his mild pack? (chuckles) What a bunch of maroons.
Huh. Speaking of maroons, I know one who stood me up for a breakfast date!
(Charlie gulps)
Who knew Annabelle was an Outer Limits fan?
CharlieYeah, explains a lot, doesn't it?
CharlieWhat's cookin', good lookin'?
Nothing. It always smells like that in here.
Hello, Charles.
(Annabelle appears on the tin box or whatever it is)
CharlieAnnabelle. Gee, what a treat.
Ooh. This is another mission, right?
(Charlie launches a pickle at the box with a spoon)
Yes, Itchiford. One of the Flea Bite regulars, eh-heh-hem... needs your help.
CharlieOh, yeah? Oh, I hope it's that cute Pekingese up there.
No. It's a cute female down there. (points downward under the table)
Huh?
(A "cute female" under the table is a gray mouse with a pink pouch)
Meet Moxie.
(A drop of ketchup falls from the table into Moxie's path, but she dodges)
Whoa! Hey, jerk! Why don't you slop on someone your own size?
CharlieA mouse? Who cares about a measly mouse?
Heaven cares.
(As soon as Moxie, a shrunken Charlie, and a shrunken Itchy, have reached where Moxie lives, Moxie catches her children playing with a piece of Styrofoam)
Uh! Oh! Oh no no! I thought I told you little squeaks not to play with Styrofoam.
CharlieHey, hey, hey. Lighten up, lady. They're only kids.
Hey, listen, hydrant face. If one of my babies eats Styrofoam, it stays in their tummy forever. That stuff lasts for over 500 years.
(Moxie reaches into her pouch for a wad of paper and gives it to her children)
Here. Play with this. Paper's safe.
(Charlie is about to quit the mission after what he's been through)
(on some kind of clock) Charles, I've never known you to be a quitter.
CharlieLook, Annabelle, I've been gassed, slimed, washed away, stepped on, steam-cleaned. This is not my idea of a good time.
(He walks away)
No? Then think about the mice. They live with this every day.
CharlieThen why don't they just move away?
(Annabelle reappears on another monitor)
You can't get away from pollution. It's everywhere.
(She snaps, and the monitor changes to a video of toxic paint dripping from an aqueduct with a city in the background)
It's not just a problem for mice.
(This changes to an image of a spilled bucket of paint above ground with the underground beneath, with some red paint dripping through the soil, but Charlie makes shadow puppets over it)
The Earth is like a sponge that soaks everything in.
(Now it changes to some water underground turning green)
It seeps down to the groundwater...
(The bottom of an open pipe underneath the green groundwater is seen)
... then pumps pull the groundwater right back up into the city.
(Charlie stops the shadow puppets when we see a clip of Itchy filling a water dish with paint-tainted water from the hose, and then Charlie laps it up with his tongue)
You and Itchy drink water that has Carface's poisons in it.
(The clip then changes to Charlie and Itchy sitting while coughing, and soon back to Annabelle's image)
CharlieWait a minute. You mean, that paint, going down the drain, I, I'm-- (gasps) Carface! No way am I gonna let you poison me! Thanks, Annabelle!
(He sees Moxie and Itchy sitting and moping)
CharlieHey, what are you two sitting around for? We've got a machine to shut down!
Why is he doing this? I've been nothing but sassy with him.
That's probably why. Charlie loves a challenge.
CharlieHey, hey. No more trashy lifestyle for moi. It's bad for the little critters.
What's gotten into you?
CharlieEh, you know, I'm a new, sensitive mutt.
Don't look now, Mr. "Sensitive", but that Pekingese is givin' ya goo-goo eyes.
(She walks away)
Hurry it up, Charlie. I hate this mushy stuff.
CharlieCome on. Just one more minute, Mox, and then I'll have that Pekingese eating out of my hand, too.
Okay, okay. Squeak. Squeak. Squeak.
CharlieWhat is that noise?
Look, Charlie. I'm an airplane.
CharlieWell you have the build for it.
Charlie, it's my turn to type.
CharlieO.K. Just remember "dog" doesn't have a Q in it.
(to two puppies fighting over a bag of dog food) Hey, hey, stop it! Stop it right now, you two!
Why should we?
CharlieBecause we'll take this bag of dog food for ourselves if you don't.
Hey, don't you guys know that there's a lot more that you can get accomplished if you work together... instead of fighting?
(to Charlie) Mistah, you're not really gonna steal the dog food, are ya?
CharlieNot if you sit still and listen for a minute.
CharlieDon't make me hurt you, smile boy!
Yeah, what he said!
CharlieTake your sunny disposition for a walk, Carface!
Actually, I prefer the name "Kindface".
(with a thug look) He does have a kind face: the kind I'd like to forget! (Charlie and Itchy laugh)
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