[pops his head up and becomes nosy during Neal's date] You really stepped in it this time, Neal.
Have you gone crazy? What are you doing here?
I came to see Rickles. I came to stop you from making the biggest mistake of your life. Again.
Do Willie and Kate know you're here?
Yeah, yeah. I had a hall pass. My dog ate it.
Look, ALF, I appreciate your concern. But this is none of your business.
I wanna do this. Well, if I were a strict Freudian, I'd say your forays into oncoming traffic belay a deep underlying scarediness.
You picked up on that, huh?
What are you thinking about, man?
Well, we were., in the throes of, well, reuniting, and-
Whoa! Stop. Stop. Stop, stop.
Why am I doubting myself?
Could it be because your blood's on its way back to your brain?
What am I doing? I'm just gonna go in there and put this happiest day of my life behind me.
Oh, will you forget Margaret! We're in the most exciting city in Nevada. Donny Osmond's opening for Morey Amsterdam. We could go to the Liberace museum. Or look for a free breakfast. [Neal leaves his car] There's so much to do. And me without clothes.
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