[while eating popcorn and watching TV] I'll, do us all a favor. Take 20 bucks out and get your tooth cleaned.[the phone rings and he answers it] Hello. Oh, hi, Neal. What's up, dude?
Yeah, is Willie there? Anybody? Darn, we're so excited about our news and there's nobody to tell.
Oh, then let me find someone. Hello? You're the guy with the news, huh?
Sorry, ALF. Margaret and I are getting married.
What?!
Yeah! We're driving to Vegas to tie the knot.
But, Neal.
[offscreen] Honey?
Listen, I gotta go. Tell everybody the good news for me, okay? Bye. [hangs up]
But, Neal, wait! Don't- hang up. This had to happen on my watch. Do I sit by and do nothing or risk all and save the poor schlub? Well, it is Vegas. And there is that sock of quarters Brian's been saving.
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