[at the end, ALF arrives home while the Tanners are having breakfast]
Come on, guys, I'm back. Let's party. Hey, you, legs. Get me a brewski.
It's Lynn, ALF, and sorry you're not at Uncle Neal's anymore.
Oh, yeah. I'm home. Or as I affectionately refer to it, the gulag.
Speaking of which I believe you still have a punishment to work out.
Oh, you're not still on that.
Attic. Now.
But, Willie.
Now!
But I've always depended on the kindness of strangers. Don't hate me because I'm-
Attic!
Tough house.
[as the Tanners are satisfied about ALF's punishment, ALF heads to the attic and grounds himself as the episode ends]
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