Imagine that. We could be neighbors with Spiro Agnew! Think about it. Don't you have a lot of questions?
[angrily] The only thing I have is an overwhelming desire to get the people you invited out of this house!
Okay, okay. But don't let them leave before you get the prize. I feel it this time. You're gonna win us that Chevy Blazer.
Nobody wins the Chevy Blazer.
That's what R. L. Smith of South Carolina used to think.
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