[on the phone] Yes, I'm canceling that appointment. Well, I don't feel that I have any use for a home flotation tank. I suppose I do sound like I could use one. Goodbye. [hangs up the phone]
ALF, are you sure that's all the appointments you set up?
Yeah, yeah. You know you just blew our shot at winning the round trip on the Fun Bus to Vegas?
If I told you once, I told you a thousand times. You're not to invite salesmen into the house!
Well, it is funny how that hasn't sunk in yet. Why do you suppose that is?
Because you don't listen.
No, that's not it.
I have to punish you.
Should I assume the position?
Go to the attic until we decide what to do with you.
No.
No? What do you mean, no?
I mean I'm not going. What do you think about that?
Ooh. Your turn, dad.
As long as you're living under this roof, you'll do what we tell you to do!
Well, in that case, I'm out of here. I'm hitting the bricks. I'm history, I'm vapor.
Yeah, sure. We've heard that before.
Yeah. Well, not another day under tyranny's heavy thumb. Goodbye, Willie. Goodbye, Kate. Goodbye, children. I think I shall miss you most of all. [leaves]
Yeah. Okay, go. We'll warn you just before the automatic sprinklers go on.
Don't bother. This time I mean it.
If there's one thing that alien has learned in his time on Earth it's how to make an exit.
[voiceover from outside, after leaving the Tanners] Oh, Lordie, Lordie. I'm free at last!
See?
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