[Willie and Neal head to Neal's apartment to pick up ALF who ended up in a food coma]
Oh, good Lord, he's dead.
Nah, he's just full. We've gotta get him on his feet. Hey, ALF, you've gotta get up, ALF.
[as he wakes up] Yeah.
Listen, can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah.
ALF, Neal has something that he wants to say to you.
Sure.
Neal.
ALF, it's about our living arrangement, ALF. Ah.
[ALF burps]
You know, he has 8 stomachs. This-this could take some time.
[wakes up] You were saying?
[sighs] ALF, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, ALF. Now, don't take this as a rejection. I-I just couldn't handle that.
You're throwing me out? Moi? I'm aghast. [angrily to Willie] You. You're behind all this! You poisoned him against me.
I didn't have to do a thing.
I'm sorry, ALF. It's just not working out.
Oh. Well, in that case, thanks for my wonderful time.
[sighs] Aw, ALF, you don't have to leave right this second. Why don't you take your time and you can. [he sees the light blubs explode as the lamp falls down thanks to ALF] Get out.
Okay, okay. Warm up the wagon, Willie. We're heading home.
I think that's the right decision. I'll bring the car around front.
I hope you're not mad at me.
No. It couldn't have been an easy thing for you to do.
We can still be friends, right?
Sure. We'll always have Paris.
Well, bye, ALF.
Aw, come over here, you lug. Thanks. You moved the bubble. Catch you around town, bro. [laughs and then burps] Oh, yeah, thanks. Wonderful.
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