[Kate and Willie get up in the middle of night to hear a strange noise]
I'm sure I heard something. Honey, what if it's a burglar?
Don't worry, honey. I've got the lamp.
[Kate turns on the light as she and Willie got shocked that they find Neal sleeping in the living room]
Oh. Hi, Willie. Hi, Kate.
Neal, what are you doing here?
I couldn't sleep at my house.
ALF?
Where?
It's okay. It's-it's okay. You're with friends now.
Willie, I tried. I tried reasoning. I asked nicely. How do you handle? How do you afford?
Well, Kate's working now and we're on our third mortgage. We're desperately hoping that Lynn will marry well.
[gets up in the middle of the night and finds Neal] Hi, Uncle Neal. Are you okay?
He will be. Just take deep breaths, Neal. That's what we always did at first.
I mean, don't get me wrong. He's a nice little guy. We've actually had some nice conversations. [angrily] But I want him OUT OF MY HOUSE! [normal] I'm sorry. I haven't slept in 4 days. Or was it 9?
Neal, calm down. Just relax.
Can I get you some coffee, a decaf?
Maybe a glass of warm milk?
Okay.
With a flex straw?
I'll see if we have any. [she heads to the kitchen]
Willie, it's awful. I don't know if he does these things on purpose or what!
Oh. He does. We just haven't been able to prove it. Neal, why don't you do something about it?
I'll be right behind you when you tell him.
Why should I tell him?
Because you know how I hate confrontation.
Neal, it's time you started to assert yourself. Stop letting people walk all over you.
You know, sometimes true bonding comes after great crisis. Maybe-
Kate, give it up. It's over.
Just when I started to dream in color again.
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