“Sorry. You must be Neal. I'm Gordon Shumway....”

[gets out of the kitchen and meets Neal] Sorry. [Kate feels shocked] You must be Neal. I'm Gordon Shumway. Did I kill him?

Oh, my God, you're for real.

Yeah, yeah, let's get past this. I'm an alien and you're not.

Wow. This is gonna take some time to sink in.

Well, while you're in a daze, let me show you where your brother keeps his band saw.

I'm being insulted by an alien from space.

Get used to it.

Uh, can I touch you?

Not without dinner and a show.

I have a million questions I wanna ask you.

I'm sure. Keep them to yourself, huh? Now, enough of this small talk. Let's get down to business. I understand you're quite the cook.

Do you eat like earthlings?

Do I eat like earthlings? Willie, tell him.

He eats. He doesn't chew.

I don't know what to say. This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.

Kate's right. Get a life.

ALF.

Well, he may as well know. I mean, we're all family now.

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