[at the end, ALF and Neal are playing chess]
So in other words, what you're saying is, except for having 8 stomachs you're really not special in any way.
Oh, gee, thanks. Hey, are you gonna play, or are you gonna jabber on all night?
Well, I thought you said this pointy guy could only move diagonally.
Did I say that? Well, what I meant was it can only move diagonally, except when the move follows the taking of an odd number of the opponent's men from the board.
Oh.
You sure you've never played this game before?
No, this is my first time.
Good. Let's play for money. Gin. You owe me 1500 bucks.
[Neal makes another moves one of the chess pieces as the episode ends]
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