Did you get my breath mints?
Oh, I'm sorry, ALF. I forgot.
Okay, but you're the one who has to live with it. [exhales]
I'll run down to the 7-Eleven.
[arrives at the kitchen while carrying Eric] Honey, did you get any more cotton swabs? The tips are missing from all of these and I can't help but feel you probably know something about this.
Moths. It was moths.
Is that the best you can come up with?
I've got 'em, dad. Here, ALF. At least we remembered your cotton balls.
What are you doing with all this cotton?
I've been experimenting with some new menu ideas.
You mean you're eating it?
Yeah, I also tried attic insulation but it left me feeling bloated and unattractive.
It's funny that way.
[looking at the cotton] But the cotton. Ah, the cotton! All the flavor of a fine polyester with none of the unpleasant aftertaste. [eats the cotton] Mmmm.
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