[the family discovers that ALF ate cotton from the lint screen in the clothes dryer]
[loudly] HALLELUJAH! THE MOTHER LODE!
Willie, he's got the lint screen.
ALF, give me the lint screen.
[loudly] Yeah? COME AND GET IT!
I think it's time we make that call.
[ALF hisses]
While you're at it, see if you can get me a stun gun.
Don't make me use this.
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