[Kate and Willie wake up as they hear ALF sing in the middle of the night]
[voiceover] New York! Hey, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I'm announcing my retirement. Good night, and I love you. New York!
Huh? Huh? Honey?
Huh? What?
Did you say something?
No. I was just thinking how Sinatra's voice has slipped over the years.
I'm sorry.
Huh?
Go to sleep.
[while ALF is outside humming to "New York, New York", Kate and Willie wake up]
I don't suppose we were having the same dream.
I don't know. How were your seats?
[voiceover] Now just the women sing! [continues singing] Thank you! Thank you very much! It's good to be back. [continues singing until Willie, Kate, and Lynn come to stop him]
ALF! Quiet!
Liza! Sammy! Dino! Hey! Why don't we all tour together?
I thought I told you no more cotton.
I know what you're thinking. And you're worried about our supply. But this book here says there's this land called Alabama where cotton practically grows on trees.
ALF, it's almost 2:00 in the morning, okay?
Thanks. Last call. Here. [picks up a ripped pillow] Everybody rip off a piece and pass it around.
We're not eating any pillow.
Then how do you intend to stay awake for our drive to Alabama, huh?
Nobody's going to Alabama!
This is really gonna bum out the band.
We are all gonna go back to sleep. [angrily] You're gonna stop singing and send the band home.
Okay. But I never got treated like this at the golden nugget. [he continues singing]
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