[ALF is siting in front of a TV that is turned off and laughing hysterically from all the cotton he ate while Willie and Kate go to the living room to check on him to see what he is doing]
ALF?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, just a second, Kate. [he continues laughing]
ALF, are you aware that that television isn't on?
ALF. I wasn't watching TV.
Well, what are you laughing at, then?
Son of a gun, I don't remember. Was I laughing?
Are you okay, ALF?
Hey! What say we get naked and do some chanting? Well, look at that. I'm halfway there! [laughs]
Say, ALF, uh, do you ever think that all this cotton you're eating could be affecting your moods?
Definitely.
Don't you think you should cut down?
Why? What have you got against cotton? Y'all Yankees? [laughs]
I think you should cut down, ALF! Uh, here, let me help. [ALF tries to grab the cotton box but Willie takes it away from him] ALF. ALF! Let me have this. I'll ration it out for you.
Alright, but now those Cheech and Chong movies are gonna lose some of their poignancy.
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