Willie, Kate and others in “Don't Be Afraid of the Dark”

Willie

Kate, I'm sorry I made fun of your major, so, I brought you this. It's the evolution of art from primitive cave drawings to the wizard of id.

Kate

Oh, Willie.

Willie

You know, it occurred to me, no matter what our kids become, social workers, art historians, shipping magnates. They're gonna inherit ALF and be broke anyway.

Kate

Oh, Willie. This is lovely. I'm sorry if I overreacted.

Willie

We shouldn't argue over something so silly. As pie charts. Silly old pie charts.

Lynn

Well, I finally picked my courses.

Willie

I trust you've made a good career choice. You're majoring in nothing.

Lynn

I found out that with all Of the required subjects I have to take, I'm not gonna have time for any courses in my major until I'm a junior anyway, so I'll decide then.

ALF

[voiceover] Oh, Willie!

Willie

Yeah, what, ALF?

ALF

Can you come out here and help me with my knots?

Willie

No, I'm busy, ALF. If you want help, come on in here.

ALF

Alright. [he comes in from the living room tied up]

Willie

Oh, come over here, I'll untie you.

ALF

I would, but I can't seem to drag the piano any farther. [he still gets stuck while Willie comes to untie him as the episode ends]