[ALF is in the kitchen tying knots]
Hey, ALF.
What are you doing? Tying a slip knot, but I can't get it to not slip.
Say, that's not my good string, is it?
Willie, If you have good string. You've got to get out more.
Brian? It's 10 to 7:00. We're going to be late for the scout meeting.
[comes in] Coming, dad.
Don't tell me, Willie. You made a few calls and got him into the national guard.
Must you make that joke every time you see Brian in his uniform?
Yes. Next question.
Well, I think you look great, B.
Thanks, dad.
Seeing you in that uniform really takes me back.
You were a badger scout? I mean, you went outside and everything?
There has been more to my life than going to work, you know.
I know. You also take off your glasses and rub your nose a lot.
I was a badger scout for 4 years. I earned 11 badges, and I received an award in fire prevention, which has proven far more useful than I ever would have dreamed possible. Brian. Let's go.
These aren't very good knots, ALF.
Stop badgering me, you little badger.
Come on, B, we're late.
Bye, ALF.
Bye. Car keys. [as he leaves with the keys, the tablecloth comes off because ALF tied the keys to it]
Sheep shank.
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