[ALF is in Brian's room helping Brian pack]
Sleeping bag.
Yeah.
Poncho.
Yeah.
Mess kit.
It's in the closet. I'll get it.
Brian?
What?
What's a mess kit?
It's got a knife and a fork and some pans. I got it.
Why don't you pack some important stuff, like tacoroni?
I don't care. Pack whatever you want.
I sense a growing disenchantment with this venture.
Huh?
How come you don't want to go camping?
Can you keep a secret?
No, but there's a first time for everything.
I'm scared to. It's going to be dark out there.
Oh, yeah. But there'll be lots of other kids around.
That's even worse. They'll think I'm a baby.
Well, just tell Willie, then. He'll take off his glasses, rub his nose, and tell you you don't have to go.
I know, but he loves camping. He'll be real disappointed if he finds out I don't want to go.
[comes in Brian's room] Where don't you want to go?
Camping with the badger scouts.
Bright boy.
Tell him there's no reason to be scared.
That was a secret, ALF.
So revoke my security clearance.
You know, I never went camping myself, but back in New York, I heard about this one scout troop. They camped in Central Park and were never heard from again. [laughs at Brian]
Thanks a lot.
Why don't we camp out in the backyard tomorrow night? I'll show you that it's not scary, just boring.
I don't know.
We'll stay up as late as we want, go to bed without brushing our teeth, eat hot dogs until we're 10% meat by products.
Yeah.
Come on, B. Live a little. You can come too, Jake.
No thanks. I got a life.
Might be fun. Sleeping outside.
I like ceilings.
Breathing clean, fresh air.
In Los Angeles?
Being right under Lynn's window?
What do you want I should bring?
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