Lynn, Kate and others in “Don't Be Afraid of the Dark”

Lynn

[comes in the kitchen with her school papers] Well, I think I finally figured out which courses I should register for.

Kate

Oh, did you choose a major?

Lynn

I was thinking about art history.

Willie

Oh, honey. I-I mean it's admirable that you're interested in art but do you think that's really a practical thing to major in?

Lynn

What do you mean?

Willie

Well, we have a saying in college those who can do and those who can't major in art history.

Kate

I majored in art history.

Willie

You were the exception, dear. We never laughed at you.

Kate

I suppose that studying mankind's greatest artistic achievements wasn't nearly as interesting as drawing population pie charts like you social science majors.

Willie

I never drew a pie chart in my life. Oh, okay, okay, once I drew a pie chart and you know what? It wasn't bad.

Kate

And where's that pie chart today? I'll tell you where it's not. It's not in the Louvre.

Willie

Uh, that reminds me, hon, um, we're having a pool at the office. What year did Van Gogh die?

Kate

The year they asked him to draw a pie chart.