[ALF burps after having his dinner]
Stomach number 4?
3. Number 4 still hasn't digested that Reebok.
[arrives home] Hi, everyone.
Hi, dad.
Gentlemen, start your enzymes.
I'll get dinner.
I'll help.
I'm sorry, I'm late.
Don't tell me. That new guy at work held you up again.
Yeah. Once that Jim starts talking to us, it's impossible to get away. This time I actually had my hand on the car door before he got me.
Who is this guy? The idiot son of the boss?
No, he's just an idiot.
Well, you better not be late tomorrow night. Or have you forgotten about helping me Put up the satellite dish?
What satellite dish?
Oh. I ordered a satellite dish. It'll be here tomorrow. Will you help me put it up?
I'll help you send it back.
Can't. I bought it during their "Absolutely No Refunds What Are You Deaf?" sale.
[panicking] Absolutely no refunds?!
What, are you deaf?
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