[ALF and Brian are preparing to do a magic trick using Kate's hat]
What are you guys doing?
It's a magic trick we just saw on TV.
It's called "The Two-Layer Pineapple Surprise Cake in a Sun Hat" trick.
With mom's sun hat?
We couldn't find Willie's. And now, without further ado, a pinch of yeast and 2 eggs. [puts the eggs inside Kate's hat] 1, 2.
Does mom know you're using her sun hat?
Silence, please! Will the young man with the freckles and the overbite please mix the ingredients.
She doesn't know, does she?
I'm running this trick on a need-to-know basis.
Is it done?
Perfect! Now cover the hat with the plate as I say the magic words. [Brian covers Kate's hat with a plate] Hacus pacus. Betty Crock-us. [Kate comes in the kitchen] Ta-da! Ladies and gentlemen. ALF's magical 2-layer pineapple surprise, [Brian wants to show the ALF's trick but fails to work leaving Kate's hat ruined and messy] soup.
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