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S3 E11

ALF · Season 3, Episode 11

Brian and Willie in “Do You Believe in Magic?”

Brian

[as he gets prepared to be sawed] ALF's gonna saw me in half.

Willie

Much worse.

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Lynn“What are you guys doing?” Willie“You are not going to saw our son!” Brian“Okay, remember how we saw it on TV?...” Brian“Hi, ALF.”

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