[Willie and ALF fight over the saw]
You are not going to saw our son!
Yes, I am!
You are not!
[Willie takes the saw away]
But I'm ready for big time. How long does a guy have to toil in kiddie tricks?
Maybe until he completes 1 or 2 of them successfully.
Maybe he doesn't stand a chance. When all the diagrams favored 5 flavored magicians.
Maybe he's gotten into something a little over his head.
Maybe at 3 foot 2, everything he gets into is over his head.
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