“Hello? Dad, it's for you. It's mom.” – Brian, ALF ... TV Quotes Database

[Willie is painting through ALF's drawing on the wall while the phone rings]

[walks and answers the phone] Hello? Dad, it's for you. It's mom.

Go ahead, Willie. I'll hold the brush.

[gives ALF the brush] Well. Okay, but don't paint with it.

I won't.

Don't eat it. [he walks away]

He didn't say not to lick it.

It's implied.

Rats!

Hello?

Hi honey, it's me.

Hi, Kate. What's the matter?

Well, nothing really. But I'm here with Maura and she wants to spend the night.

Here?

Yes, she just had a big fight with John and she's very upset. I'd like to help her out. But honey, can we manage it?

Well, the sign's almost covered. [ALF goes up the ladder and reaches for his drawing] All we have to do is hide the artist.

Okay, we'll be home in 30 minutes. She can sleep on the couch.

That's no problem.

[falls down from the ladder as paint wets the couch] WHOA!

ALF!

Can she sleep on the floor?

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