You realize I'm a figment of your imagination, not an alien from another planet? Right?
Of course.
Just checking. Gotta run! I've got other dreams to appear in.
Knock it off, Sammy. You're not going anywhere.
I'm not?
No, we've been through all this before. That is the strangest I've ever seen you look.
You should see me in a tank top.
This beats the time you showed up as the dog in the cowboy suit.
How often do I show up?
You arrive during the 3rd margarita, and leave during the blackout.
At least I'm consistent.
Here, salud! [gives ALF a drink]
[sniffs] Holy owned and operated! What is this stuff?
What do you mean? We've been drinking tequila for 7 years.
Did I ever ask what's in it?
Nope, you just said it tastes better than it smells.
Let's hope so. At least there's a worm in it. [gasps] I was wrong.
About what?
This tastes worse that it smells. [coughs]
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