[ALF is decorating a party as Kate comes home with the groceries]
ALF, what is going on here?
We're celebrating. Uncle Albert is gone.
He left without saying goodbye?
It was rather sudden.
Kate. Kate. [he hugs her]
Where are my peaches?
Is it true about Uncle Albert?
Well, apparently so. I mean, talk about the perfect guest. He came, he was nice and he left before we got tired of him.
Oh, Kate, please.
Hey, come on, man! Lighten up. Here, have a hat.
Have you no respect for the dead?
Dead? ALF, you said Uncle Albert was gone.
You thought he left?
Oh, my God.
What happened? ALF, exactly what happened?
Well, I was in the tent watching TV.
He saw you?
Yeah. I offered him one of Kate's cookies, but he keeled over. Hey, don't take it personally. Some people just don't have a sweet tooth. Speaking of which, did you get those canned peaches, Willie? I need to finish basting the deceased. [Willie walks away] Hey, hey, let the guy marinate in peace!
[as he comes home from school] Hey! Are we having a party?
I'm trying to.
This isn't a party.
Sure it is! It's just like a birthday party only someone else has to blow out the candles.
It's, it's true.
Hey, come on. Don't blame yourself, Willie. Gosh, if anyone killed Uncle Albert, it was me.
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