Willie, we voted fair and square. Uncle Albert stays in the tent.
No, you're staying in the tent, ALF.
I don't want to sleep out here. This place is swarming with armored leeches.
Those are snails.
I don't care if they're hunchback slugs. I'm not sleeping out here.
ALF, we always make you stay in the garage. I thought sleeping in a tent would be a nice change of pace.
Yeah, listen. Since Uncle Albert is such a pain, why don't you just tell the guy to bug off?
Oh, I can't do that ALF. He's family.
Fine. Now you're stuck with an unwanted house guest.
Isn't it strange how that pattern keeps repeating itself?
Why? Kate's mother is coming too?
Let's just put up the tent.
Fine. Why is it taking so long?
[he takes away the tape measure away from ALF and shakes his glasses] It's taking so long because you keep undoing everything I'm doing. Would you hand me, a box of wing nuts?
Wing nuts? I'm afraid I've eaten them.
You ate a box wing nuts?
I thought they said "walnuts". Don't bother looking for the package marked tent stakes.
I think I'd better finish this by myself.
Fine. I'll be over here if you need me. [walks away]
I'll keep that in mind in case things go too smoothly.
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