“Hello, social services. Hold, please. Hey, Willie, call...”

MMan

Hello, social services. Hold, please. Hey, Willie, call for you on line 4. Sounds like Sammy Davis, Jr.

Hello.

[like Sammy Davis] Man, how'd you like this clever ruse?

Why are you calling me? You promised to stay in the tent!

But we're out of canned peaches.

You called me for peaches?

No, I also need grape leaves, yellow cellophane, and a tag for the toe.

A tag for what?

You're not writing this down, are you?

No, I'm not. What's this all about?

It was gonna be a surprise, but Uncle Albert's dead.

What?

Don't worry, I've already started the embalming, that's why I need the peaches. [hangs up]

Wait! [hangs up]

MMan

Willie, is it true Sammy's going on the road, again?

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