[opens the window and finds ALF from outside] What are you doing here?
I bought over a few things for you to fix. [handing Jake some stuff for him to fix] Here's a tape recorder's got fur stuck in it. I don't know how that happen.
What happened to this?
I tried to puree a rock. It didn't work.
[offscreen] Jake? Are you talking to someone?
No, it's just the TV.
Welcome to Monday Night Football.
It's Saturday!
Live from New York, it's Saturday-
I'm shutting it off.
Click! Can you fix all this stuff?
My motto is if I can't fix it, it ain't broken.
My motto is I broke it.
My dad's motto is I broke into it.
[laughs] Hey, hey! You're pretty funny for a delinquent. [pause] I love this male bonding. What do you say we go out back and throw a cat on the Barbie? Just a thought. [he leaves from the window]
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