ALF, Kate and others in “The Boy Next Door”

ALF

Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake--

Kate

We're saving it for Jake.

ALF

Okay. [pause] He's not coming. Let's eat.

Willie

He'll be here, ALF.

ALF

The kid's probably going up the river as we speak. They'll put him in solitary, feed him bread and water, topped by a delicious piece of chocolate- [Kate moves the cake] cake.

Willie

Jake may have some problems, but he's not going to be sent to prison.

ALF

Tell that to my cousin, Pretty Boy Shumway. He lived on the south side of Melmac. The baddest part of the planet. If he didn't like your shoes. [points at Willie, imitating machine gun sound] "ak-ak-ak-ak-ak."

Willie

You mean he'd shoot a person just because he didn't like his shoes?

ALF

No. He'd just point at you and go, "Ak-ak-ak-ak-ak."

Lynn

[comes in] Mr. Ochmonek called and said Jake won't come over.

Willie

I didn't hear the phone.

Lynn

He just hollered through my window.

ALF

Alright! Let's eat.

Kate

Would you like some cake?