ALF and Willie in “Wild Thing”

ALF

Or in the words of Dustan, "It ill-becomes us to jest at a fallen potentate and still less before he has fallen."

Willie

Say, how much longer are you going to do this?

ALF

Well, if I may quote Porky Pig, "G'b, g'b, g'b, g'b, that's all, folks!" And speaking of Porky (sniffs the air) do I smell bacon?

Willie

No.

ALF

Well, I'd like to.

Willie

I thought you spent the whole night eating, eating cats.

ALF

I don't think I did. At least, I don't feel bloated. But now that you mention cats, I do remember storing something in the garage.

Willie

The garage? You, this way. [he and ALF head to the garage] If you've stolen any cats, they're going back immediately. Do you understand?

ALF

No problem.

Willie

I'll take him back right after breakfast.