[doorbell rings]
Who am I gonna call at 4am?
I know it's not perfect, [takes the cardboard chart away from Kate] but it's a start. [opens the door and sees the FBI]
Howdy.
Hi.
Sorry to bother you like this, but I was wondering that Willie Tanner might be in?
Speaking.
Excellent.
FBI.
[turns around Willie] You have the right to remain silent.
Daddy!
What are you doing?
Kate!
Mommy, make them stop!
[sees the FBI handcuff Willie] Please! Leave him alone.
We'll just be a minute. Let's go, pal.
We'll take this, too.
Not my chart!
Sorry for the trouble man. [pushes Willie out of the house as he is getting ready to be sent to jail]
Why are you doing this?
It's the law, ma'am.
This is what happens when someone threatens national security. [leaves and closes the door] Nice meeting you.
[from outside] Hello, Mrs. Ochmonek.
Mom! What did he do?
I don't know.
What's going on out here?
Daddy's been arrested.
Boy! Those HBO guys mean business.
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