ALF called again? What happened to William Tanner?
He is still in police custody.
Well, Tanner cannot be two places at once. Any idea who or what ALF is?
I found "Alabama Lunatic Fringe" and "American Laundry Federation".
OK, ALF, what is it?
ALF{over radio}: I need to speak to the President.
He is indisposed.
The bathroom again?
No, Sale of the Century! Well, OK, give me one moment. Please hold. calling the president Sir, there is an ALF who needs to speak with you...Are you sure you want to take this?...Very well...returning to ALF...Go ahead ALF.
Hello?
Mr. President, I need to speak to you about the bombs.
Please do not mention Bedtime for Bonzo. I was under contract to make that!
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