“It's My Party” · Season 4, Episode 13
In this episode: ALF (4), Willie Tanner (3), Kate Tanner (1)
[answers the phone] Hello?
[on the phone in the kitchen] Make it a luau.
ALF? Where are you?
In the kitchen. Did you know there's a number you can dial that makes your own phone ring? Groovy, huh?
What do you want?
Be smart, Willie. Think luau. [hangs up the phone]
It's happening! He's going to ruin everything!
[from the attic as rain is falling] Oh no! Raindrops are falling on my pig!
[dries up ALF with a towel after he saw him fall past the window] I can't believe you'd pull a stunt like that. Does it hurt very much?
Only when I burp. [burps] Ow!
Why did you ever leave the attic? Because you lied, you, you liar. [burps] Ow! Oh, it hurts so bad.
I never lied to you.
Yes, you did.
You said I could have leftovers. There won't be any. You said I could watch the party. You moved it inside.
Well, how was I supposed to know it was gonna rain?
A good host would know.
Listen, we made a deal. I expect you to live up to it. Now, you stay here right here in the shed and don't move or you get nothing. That's non-negotiable!
Yes, sir.
Good. [leaves]
He never learns. [burps] Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Willie ties ALF outside after he caught him from dancing]
Willie, it's not my fault. It was that devil music, it called to me. Suddenly, I was burning with passion, desperately looking for a carbon maranda hat. The kind of fruit?
Uh-huh! You can't be trusted pal. This is for your own good.
Ha! There isn't a garbage shed in the town that could hold me. [after Willie leaves, he hums conga music, and then burps] Ow!
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