[answers the phone] Hello?
[on the phone in the kitchen] Make it a luau.
ALF? Where are you?
In the kitchen. Did you know there's a number you can dial that makes your own phone ring? Groovy, huh?
What do you want?
Be smart, Willie. Think luau. [hangs up the phone]
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