Willie and ALF in “It's My Party”

Willie

[dries up ALF with a towel after he saw him fall past the window] I can't believe you'd pull a stunt like that. Does it hurt very much?

ALF

Only when I burp. [burps] Ow!

Willie

Why did you ever leave the attic? Because you lied, you, you liar. [burps] Ow! Oh, it hurts so bad.

ALF

I never lied to you.

Willie

Yes, you did.

ALF

You said I could have leftovers. There won't be any. You said I could watch the party. You moved it inside.

Willie

Well, how was I supposed to know it was gonna rain?

ALF

A good host would know.

Willie

Listen, we made a deal. I expect you to live up to it. Now, you stay here right here in the shed and don't move or you get nothing. That's non-negotiable!

ALF

Yes, sir.

Willie

Good. [leaves]

ALF

He never learns. [burps] Ow! Ow! Ow!