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You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?
Machete.
A sat phone so I can call someone to get me off that island.
How big is the box?
Just say the first answer that comes into your mind. What's in that box?
Simmons.
That's a hard one. Let me think. The TARDIS.
I want to say my laptop, fully charged. But I don't want to seem subversive - with the Rising Tide and all...
You're over-thinking it.
The laptop would be stupid, anyway. There's no wi-fi.
The NSA. You want to hack the NSA? That's a bad idea, Skye. That's a terrible idea. The NSA's already got S.H.I.E.L.D. on its watch list. Why poke the bear - the big, scary, waterboarding bear?
[to the numerous agents surrounding her] 3 minutes and 20 seconds. Really? If you were my agents, it wouldn't be for long.
[to Talbot] If I come out, will you shoot me? 'Cause then I won't come out.
Hold your fire, soldiers.
We're not Hydra. We're agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Well, right now, to the rest of the world, that's the same thing.
You think I don't want to watch him suffer?
Not suffer. Die. Garrett doesn't think you're gonna let that happen.
He's a murderer.
Yes, he is. Are you?
Wow. I can’t believe he shot Lola.
I can’t talk about it.
We have no authority to do this. We're no longer S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. We're...
We're vigilantes.
I was gonna say, "doing this because it's the right thing to do," but... yeah.
So if you're with me, I'm gonna finish what I started. I'll be damned if I'm going to let Garrett and Ward get away with murder. And I want my plane back.
I could've crossed off that drug lord without getting my picture taken. Single shot, half a mile away.
You're missing the point. I didn't want to just cross him off, I wanted to make a spectacle. People are killed by guns everyday in Bogota. But how often does a monster punch a drug lord's head clean off? Hell, that's international news!
Skye, Trip, get ready for a large file transfer.
How large?
[A filing cabinet comes crashing out the window]
You know, I never gave you enough credit for this whole zen-warrior thing. But I got to admit, it'd be nice to feel nothing right now.
You think I don't feel anything?
Look at you. You're a statue. And you and Ward had a thing. So if anyone should be furious...
I am. I'm furious. But I'm sure as hell not gonna waste it on a tantrum. I'm gonna mine it, save it. And when we find Ward, I'm gonna use every bit of it to take him down.
Wish I knew how to use that hate-fu.
I'm up most mornings at five.
Backup isn't coming. It will be just the four of us. We'll be out-manned and outgunned, but Fury always said a man can accomplish anything when he realizes he's a part of something bigger. A team of people that share that conviction can change the world. So what do you say? Are you ready to change the world?
No. I'm ready to kick some ass.
That works, too.
Sir, I bring the noise and the funk wherever I go.
You hear the dying breath of an old world, general, and a new world is coming. I've tasted it on my tongue.
[pause] This is your strategy consultant?
He's...part time.
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