Bobbi Morse quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

That's not very reassuring when he's got a gun to your head.

I hate to break it to you but your brother isn't a very nice guy.

You're the one who just kidnapped me. What's wrong with you people?

Coulson

Ward hurt someone I care about. And as far as we can tell, you're the only thing left in this world that he cares about. Which means, you're the only way I can draw him out.

Okay... but you better finish him off when you do.

[surprised] Honestly I wasn't expecting that.

It's what Grant's always done; hurt people and lie to himself about it.

So all that talk about a "traumatic childhood" is... just rubbish then?

Sure, whatever he told you about our parents is true. See my Dad, he had some... real anger issues, and my Mom... well she had Dad issues. So they spent most of their time taking those issues out on us.

Bobbi

What about your brothers, you're close?

Christian was a lot older, so we never really hung out much, but Grant... he was my best friend. Protected me from Mom and Dad, and Christian. Then one day he... didn't.

Coulson

The day he pushed you down the well.

Grant totally changed after that. It was like he felt guilty but couldn't admit what had really happened. Instead he kept promising never to let anyone hurt me again.

Slightly unnerving coming from the guy who just chucked you down a well.

Bobbi

You two keep in touch? Family reunions, holidays, that sort of thing?

Grant was 17 when he burned my parents house down with Christian inside. Ever since I've made sure to give him a pretty wide berth.

[to Coulson] Pretty sound logic actually.

Bobbi

Well, you don't really seem like your brother.

Just because you grow up in a family of abusive monsters doesn't mean you have to become one.

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Bobbi

All we have to do is take control of the castle and open the portal so they can return.

So, just take the ultra-fortified Hydra castle and open the alien portal. That's it? You know, you're wired different than most folks.

Bobbi

I'm not saying it'll be easy.

I wouldn't mind hearing it's gonna be easy.

Bobbi

It'll be easy.

Doesn't work if I know you're lying.

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Invisibility. Imagine the possibilities.

Bobbi

What are you imagining?

Nothing fun.

Bobbi

Get used to it. Can't put the Terrigen genie back in the bottle. Powers are the new normal.

Maybe you're just jealous.

Damn right I am. Tell me you didn't try one of those little fish oil pills. I had my fingers crossed for X-ray vision. [pause] I was just curious! I wasn't the only one.

[Mack looks at Bobbi]

Bobbi

I mean I thought about it, I didn't actually do it.

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[Gathering intel on Elena] She works a clerical job in a museum. At night, art classes.

Artist turned gun runner. Kinda sexy.

Bobbi

No record.

It doesn't add up.

She's got powers. That's how it adds up. [At Joey's and Daisy's hard looks] Andrew was a lovely head shrinker before he turned into a not so lovely Inhuman serial killer.

Point made.

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Bobbi

So, what do you know about this conference? Other than small, secret, just a few countries.

They're calling it a "Symposium on the Alien Contagion". No wonder everyone is afraid of us, when they use words like that. And you know, we're only part alien- and it's not a disease, it's an awakening.

Bobbi

...Interesting word choice.

I mean, for me. Terregenesis... made me who I was supposed to be. It's given me a gift, and I use it to stop bad people from doing bad things.

Bobbi

Unfortunately, some of those "bad people" are also Inhumans.

Yeah, well you know who else does bad things? Humans! But you don't see any "Symposium on the Human Contagion!"

Bobbi

[shrugs] Humans, we know. Inhumans are brand new territory- people fear what they don't understand. [pause] Any word from Lincoln? How's his, uh, field op with May going?

[shrugs] It's just a trial run. But, having been there myself, I'd say... he's miserable.