Melinda May quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

May

Good to see you, Deke. [Casually] You, too, Coulson.

That's really not the reaction I was expecting.

May

Simmons gave specific orders to find your hard drive. Said it was our most important asset. I might even agree with her.

Did she mention anything about...

May

Building you a new body?

Yeah.

May

You'll just have to wait and see.

That's cold, May, even for you.

Yo-Yo

This plan's pretty thin, May.

May

I'd rather have a thin plan than live through the '80s again.

Yo-Yo

We never came up with a cover story.

May

Well, just try to keep it simple, tell part of the truth.

Yo-Yo

An alien bird flew into my mouth in the future.

May

Maybe not that part.

May

Deke's dead?

Daisy

Very.

Mack

Do we need to be sad about that?

Daisy

We do not.

May

I'm still getting used to the idea of you as a techie.

I'm still getting used to the idea of me as just "tech".

May

You really believe that?

No. Not really. Still figuring it out.

May

Me too. We're not the same people we were.

Pretty sure everyone would agree on that.

May

I'm wondering if we change the timelines or if they change us.

The Melinda May I know would never ask these philosophical questions.

May

Which is the point. How did I become this me?

I don't know. But I like this you. And if I'm completely honest, I like this me, as well.

Mack

That's some serious flying there.

May

That used to be all I did.

The war's over.

Sibyl

You surrender?

We won. Fitz and Simmons are retaking the Lighthouse as we speak. [Noticing Sibyl smirking] Oh, a creepy smile. That's new.

Sibyl

So that's where they are. All available Hunters, disembark for the Lighthouse, where we have established a stronghold. All spacecraft, prepare to fire on previously targeted S.H.I.E.L.D. posts.

Now it's my turn to smile. We just needed you to enter your authorization.

Sibyl

Oh? And what comes next?

May

[Enters through the ceiling] The Cavalry.

Simmons

I vote we make this a tradition.

Mack

Yeah. I agree. We can't lose touch. We've been through too much together. A miracle we survived. Well, except for Coulson. And Fitz.

And Daisy.

Simmons

And May.

Yo-Yo

Geez, I was a zombie once.

Fitz

So was Mack, actually.

Yo-Yo

Really? Was I there for that?

Look, if this is a contest, I died like seven times.

May

Is that all?

Daisy

But I didn't even exist in Deke's timeline.

Yo-Yo

Aw, Deke.

Simmons

Deke.

Daisy

I miss that little weirdo.

Simmons

Yeah. We may see him again one day.

Mack

Look, I'm sure the D is doing just fine. He's probably playing Madison Square Garden right now.