You know I care about you. I think you're making the right choice. Your natural lifespan is going to be richer and fuller than you can imagine. And someday, when you die, I'll be the one that puts you on the ground.
“Marceline the Vampire Queen” · Season 7, Episode 6
In this episode: Princess Bubblegum (2), Marceline the Vampire Queen (2), Peppermint Butler (2), Finn the Human (1), Jake the Dog (1)
You really like chopping wood, huh?
I'm not chopping wood. I made a toothpick from the ancient elm! See?
Oh-hoh! He-heh— [the tree crashes through the window] Whoa!! [a scathed Marceline peeks out the tree]
Uhh, knock knock.
What the dip, Marceline?!
Sorry, it was supposed to be a joke. Actually... I have something really serious to ask. I want you to do the procedure. The one we talked about?
I'm sorry, but I don't think you'd make a good blonde.
No, not that. I don't wanna be a vampire anymore.
[gasps] Oh, my globness!
You said you were working on a cure, right?
[sighs] Well, the machine is built and the serums are ready, but... are you sure you wanna do this?
I'm sure. Some bad things happened to me when I was little. When I became a vampire, I was just a messed-up kid. Now it's a thousand years later and I'm still messed up! [Peppermint Butler nods] I don't want to spend eternity like this... with this emptiness. I want to grow up.
Okay... let's do this.
You done it this time, Marceline! You sucked the life out of defenseless animals!
I ain't done nothing!
You think I'm buyin' that, Boom Boom Mountain?!
Oh, get some proof!
You want proof? Look! [punches the ceiling, debris falls on his head] Ouch! Proof how often I'm gonna go if you don't confess!
Yo, chill, Jake!
[scales down] I'm wailing out!! [Finn sits on Jake]
Listen, Marcy, I can barely control this guy. And the villagers are getting crazy! They want to run you over with a wagon, and I'm offering you a way out. [Peppermint Butler walks in]
Hey, dalewaids, I just swept the place.
Sorry.
Finn, be real for a second.
Alright.
Look into my eyes, man! I didn't do it!
[Finn stares in her deep solemn eyes. He grows suspicious as she starts twitching]
To be honest, it looks like you're not sure if you did it.
Okay, I'm not sure! Something... weird happened last night. I had a weird dream about stuff.
Dream stuff always means somethin'!
We'll figure this out, Marcy, together. We promise.
Thanks, Finn.
That's cool, you guys, but clean this mess also, you bums.
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