“May I Come In” quotes from Adventure Time

[tinkers garlic bomb] What is with... all this tacky, plastic rubbish?!

Are y'all hunting wabbits?

Dunderheads! I can't even deal with all this... modern nonsense! The rest of you beat it!

Marceline, listen to me. You will never defeat the Vampire King. You can't even defeat me in your current state. [Marceline sits down in Jake-House]

Marceline

All right, what do you want?

The truth is, I hate the King as much as you do. He's a total dink. I came looking for you because I want to team up. Then you started tempting me with boy blood [LSP flirts at him saying "Hey!"] and hurling spiky purple gobs at me. Here's the dope. You need me. [Marceline moves LSP back]

Yeah, okay, girl, you got this.

I don't know how it finally happened, but... he must have let you beat him.

Am I right?

Marceline

[beat, facepalms] Ugh!! All right. Say we do work together, you need to give up drinking blood. [turns invisible]

I'm a vampire! Drinking blood is kind of the main thing.

Marceline

And you can drink red just as easy. [he grunts] No hurting poor, scared blood-filled animals.

[beat] Well, then I suppose I have no choice. I'm just going to waste you [grabs Marceline by the neck] and eat that kid because that's what an old-school vampire does! [behind the rustling bush comes out a crying Crunchy]

I don't wanna play anymore! [bumps Hierophant into Jake-House]

[gasps] No! I-I wasn't invited! [disintegrates] NOOOOO...!!

Finn

Geez. What happened?

Marceline

Dude was too old-fashioned for his own good. He just couldn't get with the times.