She is our savior. You and I've been doing things all wrong. All wrong. Like that changing table.
What's wrong with the changing table? I built that changing table.
Nicole said its a death trap.
It's fine. My mom used to change me on a Hibachi grill.
She also said you'd make a sarcastic remark.
Did she say I'd make an obscene gesture?
Uh-uh. I don't think so, Mama. It's March Madness, and you've got the sports package.
I do not have the sports package. What is he talking about?
[alluding to Nicole] I bought it without asking you. Imagine that.
I'd love to get a new couch. But Nick can't part with ours. Our cat had kittens on it and then a couple years later, Nick's grandmother died on that couch.
Why? Were you telling one of your fascinating stories?
Okay, couple of things. One, is that my teddy? Two, so that's what my teddy is supposed to look like. And three, you are so fired, we need a new word for fired, but since fired is what you are, lets just go with fired.
NNicole
Can I still print you out as reference?
Are you crazy?
NNicole
[points at Davis and smacks her lips] A little bit.
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