It's 5 a.m. in Scotland. So she'll just be getting back from the pub, or she'll be just arriving at the pub. Either way, I'll call the pub.
She was wearing your fancy teddy? If you are going to seduce two men in someone else's apartment, you should bring your own lingerie. I mean, that's just good manners.
No. I am going to keep this baby inside of me where he is safe from my poor decision making. I've been working on my Kegels. I'll just seal that sucker up. This big already, I can go bigger. I'll keep him in there till he is 9. If I can go 9, I can go 18. And once he is 18, I'll plop him out and he can make his own decisions. It's so simple, I don't know why no one's ever thought of it.
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