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7th Heaven · Season 7

7th Heaven Season 7 quotes

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S7 E2Monkey Business Deaux (2)

Can a guy under age 18 can get arrested for soliciting?

You don't even know what that means?

Yes I do, I asked Kevin what it is when one person pays money to another person to go out with them, and he said it's soliciting. Women are actually paying you money to go out with them? That's where you are evey night?

How do you know that?

Deductive reasoning.

It's nothing bad. It's just when a woman at my school needs a date because she's broken up with her boyfriend or she wants to make her boyfriend jealous, or has a special function, like a wedding to go to and se doesn't want to go herself, then I just help them out.

For money?

It doesn't matter how nice you try to make it sound. It's still wrong, and I think you should stop doing it. And I think if you don't something bad is going to happen to you.

You're amazing. You have no fear of me whatsoever. I admire that... sort of.

Upstairs. All the way upstairs. And if I ever catch you listening on one of my conversations I'm not going to let you off with just a warning.

Is that a threat? Man, you give a guy a uniform and a gun and they think they rule the world.

S7 E3The Enemy Within

KSKen Smith

I'm Jack's dad, Captain Jack Smith. The pilot your daughter Mary seduced.

What happened to snooping around in my room?

Ben talked me out of it, probably because he needed a ride to the airport.

I can't stay long. I just came by to tell you I loved you and even if you had been with another guy I would still love you.

Well, I haven't.

Well that's your business. What's in the past is in the past.

KSKen Smith

[about Mary] How many times has she claimed to be in love?

I met Mary when she was engaged to Wilson, then I dated her and she dumped me for your son, so if I were you I wouldn't worry about Mary and Jack. [Robbie walks in and out] That was Robbie, another one of Mary's old boyfriends before me, after and before Wilson. So, as you can see for yourself, Mary's not that serious with anyone.

KSKen Smith

Thanks for confirming my worst fear.

S7 E4Bowling for Eric

[to Lucy] You're intelligent, kind and sweet, you'd do anything to help anyone. You're a wonderfull daughter and a caring sister. You have principles, and no matter how hard it is for you, you live by them. You constantly challenge yourself, your friends and your family. You're extremely passionate about all things and people you love. You, Lucy Camden, are a fantastic person and if they gave out an award for best in the human race, you would win it year after year.

I'm ready to talk.

Oh, really? Because I'm not talking to you.

You were right. There's something going on, and I need to tell you what it is. I'm going to tell the kids tomorrow, but you should know first. I have to have open heart surgery. A bypass. A double bypass.

I knew you were going to say that. [cries and hugs him]

S7 E5The Heart of the Matter

Okay, Kevin, why don't you want to marry Lucy?

I do want to marry her.

Then why won't you ask me?

I thought you weren't talking to him.

[rolls her eyes, looks at Ben] If Kevin wants to marry me, he should ask me.

Yes, Kevin, why is that?

Well, Ben, maybe you can tell her that the only reason she wants to get married is because her father is sick and she feels scared and vulnerable. Once her father gets better, then what happens?

That's not true!

You said you weren't talking to him.

Shut up!

S7 E6Regarding Eric

[to Kevin, Lucy, Ben, Robbie & Simon] Don't be stingy. Go to Dad with your problems. Make him feel needed.

S7 E7Gabrielle Come Blow Your Horn

[to Lucy and Ruthie] Hopefully I'll be so drunk, I'll be cremated before they find me. Then they can just put me in an old peanut butter jar and toss me out to sea. [laughs] Which reminds me, do your parents got any booze in the house?

S7 E8Peer Pressure

[to Kevin] You know there's a reason why Lucy gets left out and told about stuff last. She's... crazy.

I'm impressed. I've never met anyone who developed such skills at make-up at this age.

I've watched Mary and Lucy for years.

And has it paid off? All that make-up, I mean?

Have you seen Kevin? It totally paid off. It helps. Believe me.

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