Robbie quotes from 7th Heaven

Mary

Don't break my heart.

Robbie

Don't break my jaw.

Mary

Don't break my heart, and I'll have no reason to break your jaw.

Robbie

So are you breaking up with me?

Mary

I'm not sure. I just.. I need some time to think. And I need to figure out before I figure out us, but that doesn't mean that we're over. It's just means that you're just gonna have to have some patience this time around. I'm going to take it slow and really get to know each other. Because I think I love you, but I need to have the chance to find out what kind of man you are. So in other words, for the first time, I'm gonna look before I leap.

Robbie

So, are you gonna go to college in the fall?

Mary

I'm not sure what I'm going to do. But when I figure it out, I'll let you know. And if you don't want to wait for me while I do all of that, I'll understand.

Robbie

I'll wait for you forever.

Mary

Then I guess I'll see you in church.

Robbie

What's that pizza lady's baby doing here?

Annie

You've seen this baby?

Robbie

Yeah, at Pete's Pizza.

Annie

Frankie and Johnny.

Robbie

Yeah, that's her name. Frankie. She works at Pete's and brings the baby in with her sometimes.

Annie

Are you sure this is her?

Robbie

No offense, I know all babies are beautiful, but I'd recognize that head anywhere.

Matt

So who did you go with out with?

Robbie

Who do you think I went out with?

Matt

Cheryl? Really that's who it was?

Robbie

It's not going to work for us. But I thought I should give it a try.

Matt

Well, why didn't it work out?

Robbie

Because I'm hopelessly in love with your sister.

Robbie

I'm comfortable with you. I can be who I am with you.

And what about Mary? You're not comfortable with Mary because you have to be a better person to be with Mary? [Robbie lets out a deep sigh] Be a better person, Robbie. Be the person you want to be. Be the person I know you can be. I love you for who you are, but I can see that you're changing. And if Mary Camden keeps you changing for the better, then love her, not me because I want someone who feels about me the way you feel about Mary. So I understand, I really do. I don't want comfortable, I want thrilled. I deserve thrilled. And I'm going to get thrilled, just not this Valentine's Day.

Robbie

Thanks for dumping me again.

Anytime. Happy Valentine's Day, Robbie.

Robbie

Hey Mary. Um...how's it going?

Mary

How's it going? How's it going!? What is wrong with you people? Isn't anyone happy to see me?

Robbie

Of course I am.

Mary

Then how about showing it?

Robbie

Okay. [kisses her cheek]

Mary

That says "happy to see you." And that is what I came home for!

Eric

Is this your wallet?

Simon

Yeah it's my wallet.

Eric

And just where did you get a condom?

Simon

I rather not say.

Robbie

Me. I gave it to him.

Eric

Simon, haven't we always talked about sex?

Simon

In the abstract.

Eric

Well that's why we talk about it in the abstract so that one day where it becomes personal, you'll feel free talking about it.

Simon

I know what you'd say. I knew you say I was too young.

Eric

Well, you are too young.

Simon

But Dad, being too young has nothing to do with this?

Eric

How's that?

Simon

The opportunity was there. Too young or not, it made me feel like a man just to have the opportunity. That's what men do. They have sex.

Eric

Well men say no to sex when they have the opportunity, but it's not the right thing to do.

Simon

Dad, I know. I said no.

Eric

Thank you for being responsible.

Robbie

I didn't have what you had growing up. I didn't have someone who set boundaries or showed me what is clearly right and what is clearly wrong. They thought I'd learn that from TV or something, but I didn't. My parents did the best they could for who they are, but who they are is two people who were no more capable of creating a functional family than their parents were. My mom always wanted to be my best friend. I didn't need a best friend. I needed a mother! And my father, he was never around, but when he was, he was a real jerk.

Mary

You and I are not your parents.

Robbie

We're not your parents, either. While you may have a shot at having the kind of relationship your parents have, I'm not so sure I do. It takes more than wanting. It takes doing and I've got a lot to do.

Eric

I'm sorry.

Robbie

Sorry for what? For caring about me? For giving me the first real home I ever had? For being the dad I never had and always wanted? For forgiving me my past mistakes and being so supportive and kind? You have nothing to be sorry for.

Robbie

I think you should come home, Mary.

Mary

I'm sorry, Robbie, but I'm not ready to come home.

Eric

I noticed your name is not on Ruthie's petition?

Robbie

No, I don't put my name on anything like that. I'm not even registered to vote.

Eric

That's criminal.

Robbie

In America?

Eric

In this house! Register to vote, today!

Robbie

It's not voting season.

Eric

Do you like living here?

Robbie

Yeah, I love living here. I just don't want to register to vote. I feel like it puts me on some government's list.

Eric

You are! You are on the governments list of registered voters.

Mary

You think you have to have a relationship with me so my family will let you stay here.

Robbie

It's not like being with you is a chore.

Mary

But it's not what you want. You don't want to date me. You wanna date my family.

Robbie

No, I want to marry your family.

Mary

Well, just so you know, win, lose or draw with us, you're still part of this family. My parents will never turn their back on you. You don't have to date me to stay here. You don't have to not date me to stay here.

Robbie

So it's over, isn't it?

Mary

Three strikes, we're out.

Robbie

I still love you.

Mary

I'll always love you.

Annie

Ruthie asked me to tell you not to call her Snooky anymore.

Robbie

I thought she liked it. What happened?

Annie

Well, Lucy told her that you calling her Snooky is a polite way of calling her Sneaky.

Robbie

That's not it at all.

Annie

Well, then you better go tell her. She's pretty upset. She likes you a lot.

Robbie

Are you kidding? She loves me!

Annie

I know. [starts crying and hugs Robbie] We all love you, we do!

Robbie

I never said you were a sneaky person. I said you were sneaking cookies. That's all.

Ruthie

But you still think I'm sneaky.

Robbie

I don't think you're sneaky. I think you're cute. And I think the name "Snooky" suits you....and I like the sound of it even if you never snuck a cookie. And I like having a special name for you because you and I have a special relationship. I never had a little sister. I think you're great.

Robbie

You're not going out with a pregnant girl.

Simon

Why not?

Robbie

Why! Because you feel sorry for her. Dating is difficult enough without dating someone who's got a complicated life. And you're too young for those complications....way too young.