[the Solomons confront Tommy about his cooking skills]
I can't believe it! You can cook!
No, no, I can't cook! I swear!
Well, then how do you explain this? (indicates oregano and rosemary on the table )
This whole time we've been eating her slop, and you're a damn gourmet!!
No, no, it's pot! I swear! I smoke it with my friends. I like to... toke up on the..fat daddies...uh...dude...
Ugh, I blame myself. How could I have missed all the signs? I mean, just last month I was doing laundry and I found a measuring spoon in his pants.
I was as blind as you, Sally. At the mall, he said he was going to the comic book store, but I saw him coming out of the Williams and Sonoma!
(picks up vial of white powder ) Oh, Tommy! (opens, tastes what's inside ) it's confectioner's sugar!
Confectioner's sugar? So you've been baking, too?! (hugs Sally ) Look what your selfishness has done to Sally! Get out of my sight!
Oh, but first, make me a spinach and fennel frittata.
R Randy
I think you're Harry.
Well, I think you're hairy!
[Don is telling a story]
And then I said to the robber, "Not your pants, the gun!" [everyone laughs] Yeah... that didn't really happen.
I gotta say I feel liberated,not having to sneak around all the time,its just so nice being able to wear my apron out in the open[Audience laugh]
why breakfast was great I've never had a spinach frittttttaaaaaa.
[Harry starts shaking and puts his hands out in front of him in the kitchen in front of tommy and sally who have just came back from grocery shopping after becoming fully aware that tommy can actually cook,and cook well ]
IIIIIIIncoming message from the big giant head!!
ooooooh my god Dick get in here!!
[Running through from the living room]:What is it!?
[Harry still with his hands stretched out]
Our records indicate that your status report is 22 days late,please submit your finished report to the big giant head's personal assistant,big giant jenny![audience laughs]
I hate that bitch![audience laugh again]
Tramission ending in 3..2..1[Harry sneezes]:oooh whats going on!?
Dick didnt finish the status report!
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