[the Solomons confront Tommy about his cooking skills]
I can't believe it! You can cook!
You
No, no, I can't cook! I swear!
Well, then how do you explain this? (indicates oregano and rosemary on the table)
This, uh...is marijuana!
This whole time we've been eating her slop, and you're a damn gourmet!!
No, no, it's pot! I swear! I smoke it with my friends. I like to... toke up on the..fat daddies...uh...dude...
Ugh, I blame myself. How could I have missed all the signs? I mean, just last month I was doing laundry and I found a measuring spoon in his pants.
I was as blind as you, Sally. At the mall, he said he was going to the comic book store, but I saw him coming out of the Williams and Sonoma!
(picks up vial of white powder) Oh, Tommy! (opens, tastes what's inside) it's confectioner's sugar!
Confectioner's sugar? So you've been baking, too?! (hugs Sally) Look what your selfishness has done to Sally! Get out of my sight!
(starts to leave)
Oh, but first, make me a spinach and fennel frittata.
(nods) Yeah, me too.
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