Usually everyone around here makes me feel like Hitler, but today I feel like... Hitler in Germany.
“College” · Season 5, Episode 8
In this episode: Liz Lemon (3), Jack Donaghy (1), Tracy Jordan (1), Jenna Maroney (1), Pete Hornberger (1)
Pete and I are having a little college night.
Oh yeah you want to see me shotgun this?
[Liz begins shoving an entire pizza into her mouth]
Oh God! She means the pizza!
She's unhinging her jaw!
This is why I hated my first two weeks at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks: No one knew who was the sluttiest. But I showed them. Oh, I showed them all.
Come on, my card only has a 1 in 52 chance of getting picked anyway.
How did you know that? You're like Rain Man. Quick, how many toothpicks are on the ground?
Zero.
We need to go to Vegas.
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