Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong.
“Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish” · Season 5, Episode 9
In this episode: Jack Donaghy (2), Jenna Maroney (1)
Lemon, I want you to get better because, and I mean this, I'm tired of talking this much to a woman I'm not having sex with.
I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club, and you take that problem and crush it with your mind vise. But for lesser beings like curly-haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.
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