Deke quotes from 2 Broke Girls

Chef, if you find this so funny, why don't you take a fiver? Isn't this how your saying goes?

Deke

I don't have a saying, but if I did, it'd be more like, "Eatin' ain't cheatin'." [leaves]

Anyone else who finds something hilarious can also go into the hall. Chef Max?

Max

Nope, nothing 'ilarious. Teach on.

Enough with the dirty jokes. We are all here to become master bakers. Master-baking is something I work really hard at it. To be a master baker...

Max

I'll be in the hall. [leaves]

Caroline

Oh, my God, guess who texted me again.

Deke

Dame Judi Dench? Dame Judes texts me all the time. She's thirsty.

Max

More like, "Damn, Judi Drench."

Caroline

Oh, hi, Deke. Didn't know you were here. You're everywhere—pastry school, on the phone with Max talking about pastry school, and now here at the counter talking about elder sex with a beloved star of stage and screen. You're like...

Deke

What? Denzel Washington trapped in Channing Tatum's body? I get that a lot.

Caroline

I won't let it get that far. And by that I mean you won't. I'll give you a signal and then you'll say we have to go.

Max

What's the signal? Full penetration?

Caroline

No, before that.

Deke

So, just the tip?

Deke

[as Sophie walks into his dumpster] Sophie, watch your head. You might wanna take your heels off.

Sophie

Take my heels off?! Communist Russia couldn't get me to take my heels off.

Deke

[seeing Max and Caroline leaving his dumpster] Well, well. If it isn't Max-a-million. Or should I say, "Max who hates my millions"? Shouldn't you be occupying Wall Street or something?

Max

I am just here for my toothbrush, and then I'll leave you in your ivory dumpster to sit around and fart diamonds. So don't get the wrong idea, Uncle Pennybags, I'm not here to be Aunt Pennybags.

Caroline

Max, who's Uncle Pennybags? Is he one of the ones who touched you?

He's the Monopoly Man!