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2 Broke Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Caroline, Deke and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oh, my God, guess who texted me again.

Dame Judi Dench? Dame Judes texts me all the time. She's thirsty.

More like, "Damn, Judi Drench."

Oh, hi, Deke. Didn't know you were here. You're everywhere—pastry school, on the phone with Max talking about pastry school, and now here at the counter talking about elder sex with a beloved star of stage and screen. You're like...

What? Denzel Washington trapped in Channing Tatum's body? I get that a lot.

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